This looks like fun! Stolen from [link]

Rules: Everything you type must be a lie. LIE!

1. Are you male or female?
Yeah, I'm such a dude. I always wear slutty skirts and eat my own vomit while listening to Paris Hilton sing with her beautiful baritone voice.

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
Hmm... Lost count 40years ago, is that a peanut machine?

3. Where do you live?
In a cactus over San Francisco with a tempermental cockroach and a silly yet outrageous scarf that tells me to burn things.

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
I'm married in seventeen different states, have seven husbands and seven wives and I keep them in those vacuum sacks, I have fourtytwo children and they eat nothing but bedbugs and headlice. I have twelve brothers and sisters and they all reside within the same mental insitution/prison. My dad works in a Hello Kitty factory, wears only a pink frilly apron and dances to the Chicken song, and my mum is a pancake waitress who does nothing but chew gum and get breast implants.

5. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
I do take part in politics, and I follow the Let's All Eat Cake campaign. The leader is a fat guy who spits out goo.

23. How would you describe your personality?
I'm a rage infested monkey who goes around throwing mobile phones and muddy boots at people while sweetly smiling and holding a 'Get Well Soon' card for Lindsay Lohan. I love people like her, they're such good rolemodels. I like to cut myself and take drugs just like she does!

6. Where do you work or study at?
I am employed in Test Subject. I get poked and prodded by strange people in masks that give me these AWESOME drugs that make me... feel... MAD... HULK ANGRY!!...HULK SMASH!!!

7. What kind of clothes you wear?
Oh, I wear just a bikini and skinny jeans that are seven sizes too small. I also wear thickly coated mascara and foundation that falls off everytime I smile. Luckily I can just fit a mirror into my skin tight leather pants.

8. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
Ooh! I love nothing but dogfood and people! I love gorging on gruesome guts and slurping slimy snail goo!

9. How many friends do you have?
Where to begin?! I lost count at 400! I couldn't fit them all on my Myspace page!

18. Do you do "IT" often?
Sure I have! I'm still suffering after the last twelve rounds! Romping is fun!

10. Why did you join DA?
I was told it was evactly like Myspace -sigh-

11. What kind of art you like?
My art! I always have hundreds of photos with me and my husbands and wives! We are such cute couples!

12. What kind of art do you make?
I so totally crap on a piece of paper, feed it to my cat, scan the cat's crap and then put it up! Sometimes it has words in it! But lately there's been nothing but fish bits and hairballs...

13. Are you famous here on DA?
Sure I am! I'm frickin' international! Everybody loves me! And I sign pictures and books for them!

14. Do you comment/answer comments?
Oh, dear munchies no. There's too many to answer! I get so swamped It's like... I'm in a swamp!

15. Do you fav often?
You gotta be kidding me? I keep to myself and avoid the little star things... I'm scared of five-pointed objects!

16. Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
Because I have such awesome talents, and I have a fourth cousin thrice removed, I trade with them all the time! I win every competition that I go into!

17. Do you like quizzes?
EWW! I hate quizzes! They're disgusting and immoral!

19. Do you use DA often?
No way, I have WAAY better things to do, like drink, smoke, go to raves and cheat on every boyfriend I have right in front of them!

20. Where did question 18 go?
It jumped into a tin of Asparagus. -drools- Mmm, asparagus

21. What kind of gift art you would want to?
Anything with Sakura, or Winry! They're like, TOTALLY AWESOME AND HOT CHICKS!!!

22. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
Dude, whatever! This blows, I'm going to Moe's. -slams door-

24. Where did question 23 disappear?
It came with me, got drunk and fell in a sewer.